Hey, do you want to go on a magical journey together, one with adventure, intrigue, and an ass that is getting famous all on its own? Then buckle up, friends, and prepare yourself to be amazed by this chick named Randalin who's ass is so huge it's making her famous.
That's Randalin up there -- you can't see much of her bottom half, can you? And that's a shame, because you really, honestly need to check it out ...
It's a sad day, friends, and one that we didn't see coming, but it's here: today, we are officially over Holly Madison. Sure, we'd still choose her over Kendra Wilkinson any day, and we still don't have a problem believing that she had a bad time at the Playboy Mansion, but it's all just too much now. It seems like every damn day she's got a new little tidbit to share about her experiences as a bunny, and we're over it.
And if we weren't over it before, this new interview she did with Entertainment Tonight would definitely do the trick. Now she's dragging Bill Cosby into her sordid Playboy saga ...
Hey, at least nobody's waging a passive aggressive campaign on Instagram in this situation. Everybody involved here gets points for maturity -- which are easy to earn when you're being compared to LeAnn Rimes.
Us Weekly has reportedly learned from a "source" that Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani met in secret to discuss Gwen's romance with Blake Shelton:
So over the weekend, your friends here at Fishwrapper showed you a nice little photo of Fergie at a recent show. She looked good -- she is Fergie, after all -- but we were perhaps a little too focused on how good her face looks, because you know what we missed? We missed Fergie's vulva just a-flappin' in the wind.
OK, that's an exaggeration, but just barely. Girlfriend should reconsider those skintight bondage-y onesies if they're going to leave her poor vag looking like this ...
Have you been keeping up with all the drama that's been going on with Tamar Braxton and "The Real"? It's pretty juicy -- Tamar was apparently fired for some reason that hasn't been explained to the viewers, or even to the other hosts of the show. She posted this long, sad message on Instagram:
I love u all but I have been stabbed in the back by someone I stupidly trusted ( not my man or my sisters) I am not about to be tried and tested to snitch (👀) and it's not in good taste to tell you who...... but as #tamartians you are very smart and can figure things out on your own. But know that every one who smiles in your face is NOT your friend and is NOT cheering for you and will LIE and try and tear u down to TRY and dim your light. Thank GOD HE HOLDS MY FUTURE AND MY HAND! (Remember who u are)....I am Tamar Braxton. And if you thought for 1 sec u played me.....In the late great prince and the amazing Beyoncé voice you PLAYED yourself😂 to God be the Glory and I will be taking a short break from ALL social media...until then❤️ yourself and WATCH YOUR BACK ( I put this picture up cause this is the embrace I got from my sister and best friend that she ALWAYS gives when she knows I've been had)
Then the other hosts each made a touching little tribute to Tamar and how wonderful she is, and that was that. Does it sound like something's missing? Yeah it does ...
Man, can we just not with this Hillary thing? Trump is no better, but the celebrity/entertainment ass-kissing that's going on over Hillary Clinton is positively sickening.
Check out this clip where Hillary discusses the election ... what a joke:
Khloe Kardashian just doesn't even know where her place is in this world, does she? That's the only reason we can think of, rationally, as to why she'd go ahead and copy sister Kim's ugly-ass bleached eyebrows ... because the result, y'all ... it was really kind of Neanderthal-horrifying:
If the Osbournes didn't have some kind of drama, the day wouldn't be ending in 'y'.
Kelly, as y'all know, tweeted her father's alleged mistress's telephone number with a rather nasty slant ... and now Sharon Osbourne -- Sharon the Scorned, as we'll call her from here on out -- has some things to say about Kelly not minding her damn business.
"In cases like this, what can you do but ...