5/2/2016 3:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
We haven't heard a whole lot about Karrueche Tran since she so wonderfully dropped Chris Brown after finding out that he'd secretly fathered a child, and good for her, right? She, like most everybody else in the world, is too good for him, and she's definitely too gorgeous.
And guys, she looked so gorgeous yesterday at the Daytime Emmy Awards. You can see how radiant she looked up there, but wait till you see the full look -- complete with the hilarious wardrobe malfunction ...
5/2/2016 2:00 PM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
If you can believe it, plastic surgery is such a popular thing that teenagers are getting it done now. Right? Craziness. Silliness. Reckless irresponsibility on both the parents and the doctors, but there's no stopping it. In fact, unfortunately, it's probably only going to get worse.
Check out the below "Botched" clip and try not to cringe in terror. ... Especially at the lady up top who wants even bigger boobs. She'll be on this season, too. Sheesh.
Do you know what horror is? Real horror? Watch the clip. And then you'll know.
5/2/2016 1:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
This is pretty sad, y'all -- not just because we're talking about Soulja Boy, but because we're talking about Soulja Boy's absolutely insane transformation. The guy is just 25 years old, but if this new pic he took with a fan is anything to go by, those 25 years have been hard as hell on him.
Check him out now, but be warned: this is rough ...
5/2/2016 11:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
We all know that Kim Kardashian was/is/will hopefully always be gorgeous. She's gone through quite the transformation over the years, thanks to the magic of contouring, hair dye, pregnancy, and who knows what else. So the Kim of today, pictured above, doesn't look a whole lot like Kim did ten years ago, pictured below:
But to be clear, the photo of Kim way at the top there, the newer one, isn't really the Kim of today, it's the Kim of last month. No, the Kim of today, actually today, looks different still.
We know, it's a lot to keep up with, but check out this craziness ...
5/2/2016 10:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Coming in 2017: the saddest day in the history of the Obama Admnistration -- the transition from Commander in Chief to Couch Commander.
Even the hardest, most fastidious conservatives have to watch this video and cheer ... if not for their anti-Christ leaving the office, then to just LOL at Barack Obama's candor and deadpan delivery.
Both sides of the fence have to agree: he might not have been the worst President we've ever had, and he might not have been the best, but he sure as hell has been the most likable, and we're going to miss the hell out of that charm.
You know it's going to be nothing but fake smiles and eye-rolling from Hillary should she take the administration, and a huge hike in hair product prices if the Don is elected.
5/2/2016 10:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
This is hard to watch, and even harder to understand, but our dear Kesha doesn't really look a lot like Kesha anymore. And we're not just talking about those wild and crazy new lips of hers -- we're talking about her whole entire face.
Kesha shared this video of ... well, we're not quite sure what it is, but it's her face moving and singing a little, so maybe it's for her new music video. But you won't care about those details once you see what she did to herself.
Commence heartache in 3, 2 ...
5/2/2016 8:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Stop this. Just stop. Please.
Things with Kirk Cameron just couldn't be left well enough alone, could they? No, they couldn't, because people are flipping out over what they misinterpreted by his statement of "wives, submit to your husbands."
To recap, he's only preaching what the Bible -- his book -- has said since the beginning of ... well, the Bible.
Yet he's taking tons of flak everywhere, but especially on the internet:
5/2/2016 8:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Being thin doesn't make up for being an a-hole, sorry.
As you can see, Tallulah Willis went to the Renaissance Faire over the weekend, and pulled a Michael Buble -- taking a pic of a woman's huge tatas or ass and sharing it on the internet with a smug-ass look on their face. Except Buble did it in a complimentary way ... at least most people thought ... and Tallulah -- well, she just looks like a big, stupid jackass.
You can lose weight, girl ... but you can't lose trashy-stupid.