1/27/2015 2:00 PM PST, by Sarah Taylor
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Look! Just days after giving a weird speech about folks who are dead inside not being allowed to smile ('cause it's uncool), we've got Kanye West and the biggest, goofiest, googliest grin we've ever seen on Kanye's face in ... well, ever. Google it and prove us wrong. 

Apparently K likes what he sees, and why not -- that's his wifey up there, feeling all cagey in a revealing dress. You just might smirk, too. 

C'mon ... even during their wedding, he scarcely cracked a smile. See it for yourself.

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Filed Under:  Kim Kardashian , hot photos , Photos
1/27/2015 1:00 PM PST, by Sarah Taylor


Yeah, it's not as good as his "Ew" skit with Jimmy Fallon, but Channing Tatum is still pretty darling with his childhood imaginary friend on Jimmy Kimmel

Watch it, love it; feel all warm-hearted for a second before you scroll down and see Kris Jenner's see-through pants.

Don't say you weren't warned.

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1/27/2015 12:00 PM PST, by Sarah Taylor
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So what's a porn star to do when most of her opportunities have all but dried up, save for random club appearances and no real, visible friends? Augment those assets that got you into porn to begin with!

Yup, Farrah Abraham's now considering getting butt implants, because apparently, her liptastrophe wasn't enough to scare her away from bodily augmentation as it were.

On a recent episode of "The Doctors," Farrah says, “Yeah, I am [considering butt implants]. I'm still doing research. I'm more in the research phase. I don't want anything that's creating more problems.”

We talked to Vivid.com head honcho, Steve Hirsch, about the augmentation, and he backed up our opinions, saying, "
Many porn stars have butt implants. Farrah Abraham is a porn star so I’m not surprised she’s considering it."

And there you have it -- the expert opinion and final verdict.

Honestly, pretty soon this chick's going to be just like her ridiculous-looking blow-up doll -- all plastic, no substance, and a big, stupid hole in the middle of her face ... also known as a mouth. 

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Filed Under:  Farrah Abraham , hot photos , Photos
1/27/2015 11:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
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In case you weren't convinced that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was one of the most beautiful people in the whole entire world, meet her fitness worker and, now, model -- brother ... Toby Huntington-Whiteley. Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. 

That's all there is. There's really no more. Toby was recently "discovered" and signed by Models 1 out of the UK. Here's one of his professional headshots, because you're welcome: 

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Last, here's a video for good measure. Swoon away, folks.

1/27/2015 10:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
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Rebel Wilson has crossed a lot of lines with her humor and off-the-wall comments, and they've largely either been ignored or laughed at. But her latest comments about how "attractive" women can't be funny are downright offensive, and not only to "attractive" women -- but to plus-size women, too. 

During a recent interview, Rebel said, "Bigger girls do better in comedy. I don't know why. Maybe because people find it easier to laugh. It's very hard to laugh at someone who's very attractive, I think."

If that wasn't a cut-down to heavier women, who really knows what is, but what's more is it gets worse.

Rebel continues by saying, "Normally those [attractive] people don't have a great personality anyway."

Wait, what?!

It sounds like Rebel's super resentful of being pigeonholed in Hollywood because of her appearance, but how is that any different than a thin, attractive woman saying that "bigger" women aren't pretty? Or that they can't be serious actresses? Why does Rebel think she's got a pass to cut down "very attractive" women just because they may or may not be getting something -- in this case, serious roles -- that she wants? 

Questionable, Rebel. Pretty questionable.  
Filed Under:  Rebel Wilson , Photos
1/27/2015 9:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor


Kylie Jenner says a whole lot of stuff in this video about eating junk and having her father's metabolism or genes or something, but we didn't really pay all that much attention because ... because ... well, it was a little too hard to focus on what she was trying to convey when she was trying so hard to get that top lip to do the moving work that it's supposed to. 

What's happening there, guys? Is there so much lip liner on that puppy that it's weighing it down? Because the thing looks like it weighs 2 pounds, and it's tiring poor little Kylie right out ... she looks jaded, guys. Jaded

Somebody needs to switch up their lip liners before they become a narcoleptic. 

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1/27/2015 8:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
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Giving credit where credit's due (despite how we feel about a particular person, with no particular person in mind), 59-year-old Kris Jenner looks amazing in these see-through ... whatever kind of pants they are. You can see through them. There are apparent cut-outs. This woman is almost 60 years old, and she can rock this look, even if the pants themselves are as hideous as the rest of the outfit (save for the shoes; cute, cute shoes, girl). 

So. What are you wearing today, younglings? 
1/27/2015 7:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
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"I've just signed with Next Modeling agency for commercials and appearances. That is funny. I've never felt pretty enough to be a model. ... I've always been a tomboy. That was never the first thing on my list. My mom always told me beauty comes from within. And I know that's maybe a cliché, but I do believe that. And I think that's what lasts forever."

--Pam Anderson on never feeling pretty enough to be a model, and it's a fair bet to make that the world can collectively say, "Whaaaaa??" 

Pam has had her moments of ... uh, questionability -- like the implants and the raunchy sex tape and that horrific way she used to do her makeup, but she's always been likable, and all stripped down (pun not intended this time, promise), she's always been a beauty.

If the above interview snippet didn't impress you enough today, here, have this one:

"I don't really feel like I want to chase youth. I want to get old. I want to experience all the seasons of my life. I just don't want to be afraid of it. And I think in this industry you're surrounded by a lot of fear of getting older and fear of your looks leaving you. And I thought, 'Well, I'm lucky then, because I never really felt that great looking.' I felt like I had fun. I felt like I could be sexy. I could be provocative and I could use my image to get attention for things that I cared about." 

Pamela Anderson -- winning everything.

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Filed Under:  Pam Anderson , hot photos , Photos