8/28/2014 3:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
This extra adorable version of Reese Witherspoon should be very familiar to you, and that's because this is Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods from the classic "Legally Blonde." You might be wondering why Reese is bringing this look back, or who Will is, so let's just let Reese explain it all:
#TeamWill This is for one of the strongest little four-year-olds I can imagine. Will - I hear that you're fighting so hard and strong against cancer and that in the hospital you've been watching a lot of Legally Blonde and loving it. I hope it makes you laugh! I wanted you to know that I made this sign in your honor - and I'm sending a big big hug and my hope and prayers. Just know - I'm a really big fan of YOURS! PS anyone else - feel free to make your own sign for Will and post it with the hashtag #TeamWill so he can see it....I’m sure he’d love that!
And there you have it, undeniable proof that Reese Witherspoon is just as lovely as ever. Let's all strive for this amount of classiness, all right? We can all have our "I'm an American citizen, don't you know who I am" moments, but in the end, we should all try to come back to this loveliness.
8/28/2014 2:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Oh, "Full House," that beautiful televised gem that we all know and love so dearly ... you've heard that it's probably coming back, right? And, if you're like us, you probably had some concerns about it. For instance, how could they make it even a fraction as magical as it was? How could they do the original justice in any way? But don't you worry for one more minute, friends. Because Bob Saget is here to ease our minds.
First off, he discusses the cast -- basically saying that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen probably won't be involved, which isn't a surprise:
"Not everybody would want to do it. Maybe two-thirds of the cast would want to. John [Stamos] is such a good guy, and I think he would want it to happen in some way if it could. There's some stuff going on, I don't get involved in it, where people were trying to put some energy into it … [But] I don't think it will happen in a way that it would be everybody."
And here's the really great news:
"It's such a sweet thing, nobody should mess it up. I wouldn't want to see it Brady-ed, where they make fun of it."
This sounds like it could end up being something amazing, right? Let's try to open up our hearts to this. And if we get hurt, well, at least we know we tried.
8/28/2014 12:30 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Ariana Grande's brother, Frankie Grande, has his own fan following and can currently be seen on "Big Brother" ... but instead of being a beautiful ray of light like his sister, he's using his platform to spread ignorance, hate, and shameless unkindness.
We already knew that Frankie had suggested that one of his housemates, a pastor who performed a memorial service for Frankie's own grandfather, "can kill herself," but the awfulness doesn't stop there. During a discussion on sexuality, Frankie asserted that while he believes that gay men have a genetic predisposition to be attracted to men, gay women choose to be gay. He says that for the most part, men are born gay, but "any lesbians choose to become lesbians later in life." Here's the full clip:
How ignorant do you have to be to say these things? Frankie's good at sounding intelligent and like he knows what he's talking about -- you can even hear his housemates ask him questions, seeming to believe that he's an authority on the subject -- but for him to suggest that homosexuality, even just for one gender, is a choice is unbelievably stupid and harmful and wrong. And since Frankie himself has gotten some hate for being gay, you'd think that he'd know better than to spread this kind of idiocy himself.
How about this: how about we stop spreading misinformed nonsense like this, and start supporting each other?
8/28/2014 11:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Say what you will about Kristen Stewart -- you can say that she's gorgeous, a not-so-great actress, a very intelligent lady, all that stuff is fine -- but whatever you say, you know that the public as a whole has a pretty solid picture of who they think she is. After her affair with Rupert Sanders, and the way she brooded through "Twilight," not to mention the way she just seems awkward as hell in real life, it's easy to assume you know what she's all about. And Kristen knows that, guys. But she doesn't even care. Not even a little bit.
Kristen spoke with Vanity Fair France about her new movie, "Clouds of Sils Maria," and she said this incredibly wise, somewhat dramatic little thing:
I have very much fallen into every situation, every creative and not creative experience, that I have delved into, based on gut. Therefore true regret can never eat at me. In terms of what people consume about you and then subsequently how they shape their opinion of you, none of it is wrong. It's all a varied assortment of whatever flavors they've picked up at the newsstand or in the theater or on the Internet. But that literally is something that is not designed by me and so it's not something that bothers me.
But I don't want to add to this already pre-existing, enormous mound of salacious bulls--- that isn't real. That's not me defending anything. That's true. Just being in the middle of it it's weird to comment on it. But I feel oddly capable of stepping outside and going, 'Isn't it obvious to everyone?' I mean, it's fun, like Valentine says, in 'Sils Maria.' The stories are fun, but do you not realize that there are characters that have been cast in the media and people like to get their weekly fill on these stories. It's like soap opera.
I try not to let it mess with me, because my true personal life, as much as people think they know about it, they don't know d--- s---. Who could? By the way, nobody knows. Nobody knows what the f--- is going on. You're going to die. You're going to lay next to the people that you know the most in life, the people that you're going to grow old with. But you're going to lay next to them in the middle of the night deeply curious about them and who they are, because nobody f---ing knows anything.
Yeah, it gets a little weird at the end there, what with the "you're going to die" bit, but overall, this is really smart. It's great that Kristen doesn't let tabloids and gossip affect her, because it shouldn't. She's living her life as she sees fit, and really, what else do you need in life? Oh, besides the phrase "d--- s---." Let's get that one started immediately.
8/28/2014 9:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Get ready to sigh a thousand sighs, because Jennifer Aniston, pretty much immediately after finally saying something thoughtful and worthwhile, went right back to being ridiculous. Because if you watch this little video from last night's episode of "Jimmy Kimmel Live!", you can hear Jennifer Aniston recount the time that she drank breast milk from Jimmy's wife. Or, as she so simply and weirdly states, "she breastfed me!"
Look, there's nothing wrong with breast milk, or with trying a bit of breast milk out of curiosity. That's fine. But the way Jennifer made a great big gimmick out of this, and the way she tries to make it sound like actually suckled from Jimmy's wife, it's just obnoxious. It's obnoxious and strange and way too "look at me, look at me!" to handle.
Stick with the deep thoughts, Jen, all right? Stay away from all of this.
Filed Under: Jennifer Aniston
8/28/2014 8:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Because it can't all be rocket science and sociology all the time, Kris Jenner, guys ... there isn't much that this dynamo of a woman can't do. Kris Jenner is so Kris Jenner, in fact, that when suffering a camel toe/leather pants faux pas, it isn't nearly as bad as it is for those less-practiced in the camel toe arena, like daughter Khloe Kardashian. She works it.
Looking good, Kris -- and thank heavens for that wind, huh?
8/28/2014 6:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Celebrities who beg and plead for their privacy while making great pains to leak their personal information to the media need to step their game up completely ... or abandon it all together, because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went and proved that you can have a private life and maintain discretion on a grand scale when you're a celebrity, because the two got married this past weekend, and if a spokesperson didn't go and announce it this morning, we'd be none the wiser.
Brad and Angelina were married in France on Saturday after getting their marriage license in California. The couple's many children were said to participate in the wedding, and it was said to be an intimate family affair.
How did they do it? Well, it's simple -- they made the unflinching commitment to keeping their private lives private ... unlike so many others out there who want nothing more than to be in the spotlight at all times.
Boom -- your games are over, celebrities vying for magazine deals and extensive television coverage to make a quick buck on a thing that's not all that unique: people get married all the time, and plenty of celebrity marriages have had shelf lives shorter than your average gallon of organic milk.
Congrats go out to Brad and Angelina for keeping it real, and being the most admirable celebrity couple in -- or out of -- Hollywood.
8/28/2014 6:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Even when Kaley Cuoco clearly can do wrong (see above photo), she still kind of can't do wrong ... and it's evidenced by the heinous bottoms that she was spotted wearing. What even are they? Are they pants? Jeans? Capris? The world may never know, but one thing is certain: it's a testament to Kaley's gorgeousness and likability that she can pull them off with barely any effort at all.
Verdict: Love it. But only because it's on Kaley. Not many people could pull this kind of thing off, but your girl certainly can.