45 minutes ago, by Emily Trainham
Don't be scared, friends, for even though this looks like a photo of a brand new Kardashian, or even a miniature Kim Kardashian, it is not -- it's just Tila Tequila! Seriously, this is what Tila Tequila looks like right now. It's hard to tell if it's the makeup or her pregnancy or witchcraft or what, but isn't it kind of shocking how much she looks like Kim?

For real, y'all, look:

So now what do you think the chances are of Tila and Kim getting together to do a hilarious sitcom called "Twinsies" where they get into all kinds of wacky hijinks while also teaching us all important lessons about life? Like 95% or so?

Filed Under:  Tila Tequila , Photos
9/2/2014 3:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham

Courtney Stodden, that beautiful, hilarious, lovely gift of a lady, celebrated her 20th birthday last Friday. Sweet, right? Of course! But what wasn't so sweet was the video she took to share with her adoring fans. Because that video is this video, and this video features Courtney dancing in slow motion with massive creeper Doug Hutchison. It could have been so wonderful, guys, but it really just is not.

Look at his sketchy bandana. Look as he tries to take attention away from Courtney's bouncing cleavage, which he only succeeds in doing because of the sheer awfulness radiating off of him and tainting this whole video. Look, but don't look too hard, because it could break your heart into a million pieces. Seeing someone as magical as Courtney getting re-tied down to such a pile of shadiness ... it hurts, doesn't it? It hurts a lot.

Filed Under:  Courtney Stodden
9/2/2014 2:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
"Some people try to do that thing where you craft a character. I cannot be anyone other than who I am. If I can't empathize with something [my character] does, it's a problem. And sometimes I've had directors be like, It's not you, Kristen, it's the character. And I'm like, That's the laziest thing you can possibly say to me. It is me. It's definitely me."

--Kristen Stewart discusses her acting methods, which are apparently nonexistent. Because that is what she said.

Oh, friends, I hope this pains you as much as it pains me. To have such a popular actress, a woman who continues to get job after job, talk like this is just disappointing and, frankly, dumb on so many levels. She says that "some people try to do that thing where you craft a character" -- that is what acting is. Acting is playing a character. And for her to say that a director is "lazy" for pointing out that she's supposed to be playing a character in a movie? That just boggles the mind and kills the soul.

Do better, Kristen. Do anything.

Filed Under:  Kristen Stewart , Quotables
9/2/2014 12:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham

You might be tired of seeing celebrities dump buckets of ice water on their heads for charity, but if you're not, you will be after this one: this is Kendall Jenner, "completing" the challenge in this most annoying way possible. Just watch the video, all right? Then come back after your eyes stop rolling all around your head.

What is even the point of this? Does she really want us to congratulate her on roughing it for one single second to raise awareness and money for a terrible disease? Because unless that pool is full of ice water as well, this is just pathetic. She has her legs in the pool the entire time, and the very second that ice water hits her, she jumps the rest of the way in. Because yes, let's see Kendall in a bikini, but goodness gracious, let her not suffer one moment of actual discomfort. Didn't you hear? Pretty people are totally above it.

Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner
9/2/2014 11:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Miley Cyrus
: she just gets more and more ridiculous as the days go by, doesn't she? Nnot an interesting ridiculous, either: it's more of a sad, awkward kind of ridiculous.

For instance, there's this new interview she did, and she talked about Liam Hemsworth, who escaped this craziness a whole year ago, and she defended her drug use, and also her weird, trashy clothing use. It's not good, friends, not any of it.

Like, here's what she had to say about her current relationship with her super hot former fiancé:

"I love Liam. Liam loves me."

Weird, right? Because from over here, it kind of looks like Liam hasn't wanted anything to do with Miley for a good long while. But now let's hear what Miley has to say about her all her crazy outfits:

"That's just what I like to wear. I never think about what someone is going to think. I've always been into fashion. I grew up around Dolly Parton, who is all tits. And both my parents are covered in tattoos and are really cool."

Also, Miley loves her some weed:

"I put pictures of me smoking weed, I'm not going to lie, on my Instagram. Because again, I was brought up in the way that we never thought marijuana was bad. I don't promote it in my songs or say it and whatever, but it's not like I'm sitting around telling a bunch of kids to do a bunch of drugs."

Oh, but then Miley was asked about the affects that drugs have on your brain, which she claims to love, according to her latest tattoo. And goodness, what a fit she threw:

"Do you know what hurts your brain? Googling yourself. You know what hurts your brain? Instagram. You know what hurts your brain? Sitting there and reading the comments on Facebook. I have a 14-year-old sister and I go through her comments and people are calling her a slut and that's a 14-year-old. I think that's hurting your brain."

Fair, Miley, but do you know what else hurts your brain? Drugs. And probably being this ridiculous is also harmful, but the drugs, those will really hurt your brain. Swearsies on science! Check it out, and while you're at it, please try to gain some sense. Thanks!

Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , Interview
9/2/2014 10:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
This awful, nauseating, disappointing mess of a photo is Adam Levine with his poor, poor new wife, Behati Prinsloo, all covered in blood for a Maroon 5 music video. And hey, sorry to possibly scar you for life with this, but this is not the kind of image you keep to yourself. No, this is the kind of image that, once you see it, it stays in your brain, fueling nightmares and daymares and just all the mares, guys. Every last one of them. No one can bear that kind of thing alone.

We had a little hope that poor Behati might be able to swoop in and save Adam from his own creepiness, but it just isn't going to happen. Instead, she's obviously encouraging it, agreeing to get doused in fake blood and stand beside this man that she chose to marry, this horrifying monster douche with the scary creeper stare. It's clearly only going to worse from here on out, huh? Heaven help us. And that is a direct request.

Filed Under:  Adam Levine , Photos
9/2/2014 9:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Here's a novel concept, celebrities: don't want your nudie pics getting stolen and plastered all over the digital world? How about it -- STOP TAKING THEM. 

With the recent mass unleashing of hacked celebrity nude photos -- which included celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst, and many, many (many) more, you'd think that some of the blame would be apportioned to the celebrities themselves, but that doesn't seem to be the general consensus, depending on where you go.

Unfortunately, they, too, have a part to play in their ladybits being splashed all over the internet, and the bottom line is that if they were more careful about what they were doing with these photos to begin with (the Cloud, really? Blaming the Cloud?) or who they were sending them to (I know a lady who was once married to this guy for less than 80 days; goes to show you can't trust everyone you hook up with), things like this would still happen, but not on such a grand scale. 

Hackers totally suck, yeah, and violating someone's privacy is one of the worst things you can do to a person, but that's life. If you do something to put yourself in a vulnerable position, then what do you expect? Celebrities and people of notoriety are always going to be targets for anything out of the ordinary, and that's a fact. 

The truth is, everyone's going to be putting prolific people under microscopes and targeting them for whatever they can -- blunt as it may sound, sometimes it's an occupational hazard ... but it doesn't have to be if you're smart about it. 

9/2/2014 8:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
CeeLo Green should take advice from his very own song, "F--k You," because that's exactly what he deserves: a big, fat "f--k you." 

Green, who pleaded no contest to rape charges stemming from a 2012 incident where he was alleged to have "slipped drugs" to a female companion and (allegedly!) proceeded to have sexual intercourse with her (i.e., rape), took to his Twitter account to clear up his super foggy definitions as to what rape actually is, and what it isn't.

Take it away, toolshed:

if someone is passed out they're not even WITH you consciously. So WITH implies consent!

when someone brakes on a home there is broken glass where is your plausible proof anyone was raped

so if i TRIED but did not succeed but the person said i DID then what really happened? 

women who have been really raped REMEMBER

After he tweeted -- then deleted the tweets -- he went shut down his entire Twitter account, but not before posting a half-assed, pompous apology:

“Let me 1st praise god for exoneration fairness & freedom! Secondly I sincerely apologize for my comments being taken so far out of context. I only intended on a healthy exchange to help heal those who love me from the pain I had already caused from this. Please forgive me as it was your support that got me thru this to begin with. I’d never condone the harm of any women. Thank you." 

So in short, CeeLo Green apparently doesn't understand the definition of rape, and ostensibly doesn't think it's a bad thing to have sex with unconscious women. If, you know, that's even what happened. Truth be told, it doesn't even seem like he knows what happened, based on his weird recollection and wording of ... well, who even knows what. 

A tool is a tool, however, and CeeLo, if he didn't already prove it when the first round of allegations came around, he went and proved it with this ridiculous, nonsensical Twitter diatribe.
Filed Under:  CeeLo Green , Photos , celebrity crime