7/26/2016 6:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott


Remember this music video? Not gonna be at the VMAs. Remember the slightly controversial but cinematographically gorgeous "Wildest Dreams" video? Also not in the running.

Admittedly, the VMAs just haven't been the same since 2009. They might never be again, even though it feels like we've come full circle. That was the first VMA performance after we and everybody we knew were on Twitter, for one thing. The world shared in that singular experience for the first time. That left some pretty big shoes to fill.

But MTV tries its hardest to be hip, and you know what's so in right now? Dissing Taylor Swift. In this case, totally snubbing her and her music videos.

You know what might be an even bigger insult aimed at Taylor, though? The list of folks who have been nominated:
7/26/2016 5:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
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Cleavage beyond measure is humanity's greatest treasure.

Admittedly, we don't watch "Modern Family." Probably because there are finite hours in days and years and we just don't have time for whatever genre that is. We see really cute gifs from them sometimes, so we assume that we've already seen the best that the show has to offer. Well, that and its wonderful cast. A wonderful cast that posed for a huge group selfie in matching outfits.

"Matching" only in color, though. Unlike their costars, hotties Ariel Winter, Sofia Vergara, and Sarah Hyland all sported some serious cleavage. With three of them in the same photo, things get pretty intense:
7/26/2016 4:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
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Jessie J is such a phenomenal musical talent -- even though she's often overlooked, for whatever reason -- that people don't always talk about how super, super gorgeous she is.

And that's okay -- most professionals would probably prefer to be known for their talents and passions and whatnot. But all of her good qualities deserve at least some recognition.

Anyway, every now and then she takes a break from hiding behind her singing to flaunt her body, and this scanty selfie certainly does the job:
Filed Under:  Jessie J , bikinis , hot photos , Photos
7/26/2016 3:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
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If your fiance probably has violent anger issues, you leave him. Period.

Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend airing all kinds of dirty laundry and quoting lyrics about toxic relationships. There are a lot of other rumors, but police were called to the house, and TMZ has been told that the relationship is violent at times. If that's true, it's not a "red flag" or a relationship hurdle, it's a worst-case scenario.

Stack that on top of implications of maybe-pregnancy and we are so worried about Lindsay. We've always wished Lindsay the best, but Egor Tarabasov is sounding like the worst kind of creep. Just the fact that the police were called should be enough for them to split.

But while her social media posts just had us worried, Lindsay's statement, through a rep, is downright chilling:
Filed Under:  engagements , celebrity couples
7/26/2016 2:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott


While the RNC was getting blasted for using the music of some of the world's most famous male bisexual singers without permission, even though the platform committee settled on some unexpectedly hardline anti-LGBT positions, the DNC had Demi Lovato actually sing for them. She sang "Confident," of course, which isn't just one of her best songs -- it's also appropriate for the venue. "Neon Lights" is better but it wouldn't have really fit the tone, you know?

But Demi was also a speaker at the DNC, and she spoke on a very personal topic that impacts millions upon millions of Americans: mental illness.

She stumbles over her words a couple of times, which is totally fine. There's only one thing that's wrong with her speech. ...
Filed Under:  Demi Lovato
7/26/2016 1:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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So we know that something is going on with Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna -- well, there are a lot of things going on, that's what happens when you propose to and impregnate someone approximately 30 seconds after you start dating her, but this time it's something bad. Something real bad.

Rob up and deleted all his pictures of Chyna from his Instagram, and then he deleted every other picture, too. He unfollowed her, re-followed her sometime yesterday afternoon, then unfollowed one more time since then. The word is that they had a bad argument while filming for their reality show over the weekend, but they're still together, and "it would take a lot for him to break up with her."

But judging by this little video Rob posted on Snapchat, he should maybe just go ahead and get it done ...
Filed Under:  Rob Kardashian , Blac Chyna
7/26/2016 12:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Buckle up, friends, because even though we just saw the season finale of "Teen Mom 2," and even though we're still so weary from that great big boatload of drama, we can't forget that that show is the second in the series. And so, in just a few short weeks, a new season of "Teen Mom OG" will begin. Sunrise, sunset and so on.

Wanna see what FarrahAmberMaci, and Catelynn have been up to lately? Of course you do -- there's sadness, anger, pregnancy announcements, and the beginnings of a rehab trip, all packed into one convenient trailer! You can't not watch it ...
7/26/2016 11:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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This right here is June Shannon, better known as Mama June, and she's the woman who brought the world the gift that is Honey Boo Boo. She's also the woman who got "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" cancelled, thanks to her unspeakably horrific choice of dating a convicted child molester. To be clear, we're not fans.

But even though we don't approve of Mama June and her questionable life choices, we can't deny that she's looking so good these days. She's gone and totally transformed on us -- you have to see this to believe it ...