Khloe Kardashian's looking super different lately ... but we can't tell if it's a change in makeup, hair, or something else.
Khloe is a Kardashian, after all, so you never really do know (and you probably never will). WHAT A CONUNDRUM.
Leave it to Roseanne Barr to put it on the table like nobody else.
In the above video, Roseanne is asked during an interview about the Bill Cosby sexual assault allegations, and had this to say:
"We all heard it for a long time, and it surprises nobody. We all know women who know somebody, if they didn't go through it themselves with Bill Cosby. There are hardly any women — hairdressers, waitresses, working women — who don't know somebody (affected by the allegations)."
She continues by saying that nobody took it too seriously, though, until men started corroborating the womens' stories.
You might think a lot of things about Roseanne -- which is good, because there's nothing like a woman who causes folks to talk about her -- but she sure doesn't mince words.
Oh now, you see, we went from sheer glee and delight watching Ryan Gosling ham it up with Russell Crowe (not Brand), and that was all lovely and lighthearted for a Friday morning, but now we're about to darken things up this afternoon -- Carrie Underwood's video for "Little Toy Guns" is simply heartbreaking and really addresses a serious issue in a creative, emotional, and deep way.
Break out the hankies ... you're going to need them all for this video.
"We don't do that in front of each other. 'The Fartman' has yet to fart in front of his wife ... We don't go to the bathroom in front of each other, we don't do that. Some things are left for private. ... Maybe like an accidental one in the middle of the night. But never deliberate."
--Howard Stern's wife, Beth Ostrosky Stern, on not passing gas in front of one another and ... well, LOL.
To some folks, farting in front of your partner is the height of distaste, but to others, it's the exact opposite. And ol' Howie and Beth have been together long enough to think passing gas funny rather than embarrassing or repugnant. Everybody does it, right?
Relax, guys ... your bathroom habits might be a little bit more comfortable if you weren't so uptight about them.
"Teen Mom" prepare for some major disappointment -- you thought you dodged the Farrah Abraham bullet back when there were rumors of her rejoining the cast (who didn't want her back) for a new season, but like the worm she is, she wriggled and writhed her way back into production. Hot. Mess.
Farrah says, in her normal rambling, not-even-words fashion, "There’s going to be lots of excitement from the Teen Mom fans and MTV’s fan base as well, so I’m excited to be back! ... I think it was important because I mean just weighing out the options and my future for my daughter. I think Teen Mom is important for the children and their futures. And I think it holds some good opportunities for Sophia and her future.”
She concludes with something that ... well, doesn't even make sense, and guys, it's all about porn, and she's wrong. Check this:
“I’m not doing anything differently that I would not do when the cameras are there or not there. I mean, I don’t know if it really benefits me to be on TV because I was most successful in my career when I was away from Teen Mom. So if it benefits me then that’s randomly benefitting. I’m more or less looking at it to benefit Sophia.”
We can't. We just can't even take this anymore -- the porn and the vagina molds and the sex books are one thing, but all of this grammar nonsense? Maybe she could randomly benefit from an English class or a public speaking forum or 12.
Padma Lakshmi doesn't have a penis, of course, but ha ha, doesn't the above beach picture make it look like she does?
Really, though, it's OK to laugh, because even the lovely Padma is down with the "penis sighting," saying "My friend claims it looks like I have a penis in this pic. One guess as to whether he's gay or not... #onhismind #tbt"
No, Padma, we're gonna go ahead and guess that you just have a bunch of sand under the protective mesh in the bikini bottoms, because that's all happened to us gals, and when you get caught at an odd angle? Hell yes it looks like you're packing some meat.
Just be careful with all that sand, if that's what it is ... and whatever you do, don't take Gwyneth Paltrow Steam Douche's advice on anything vagina-related.
Not only does Ryan Gosling still have it, he can still totally get it, too -- and this staged photobomb (videobomb?) of co-star Russell Crowe during the nominee announcements for a segment of the Australian Academy Cinema Television Arts Awards is simply hilarious.
Be sure to take note of Ryan's Australian "accent." It's ... well, it's pretty bad.
Watch the video and try not to swoon. It is Friday, after all, whee!
Kim Kardashian wore this -- all this fur and bling and heels (not pictured) to a concert ... namely, a Sam Smith concert, and yeah, while Sam Smith's great and all, Kim didn't need to dress like she was going to be singing an operetta between Sam's sets on stage.
Verdict: Leave it. Whatever happened to the days of wearing a t-shirt and jeans to a concert?