4/19/2014 10:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
This is one of Kylie Jenner's latest photos from Coachella, and in it is an attractive young man who she referred to as "lover." Is this Kylie Jenner's new boyfriend? Only Kylie knows for sure, but one thing is certain: Kylie's got this reality star thing on lockdown, because she's evolved to the point where she can scarcely do a thing without photographs and speculation. 

Also, because we can't let you out of this post without yet another underage PSA, no 16-year-old child should be posting photos on the internet with captions like "lover." Is that really the impression of relational frivolity that we want to be passing down to young generations? I should hope not, hell. 

Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , hot photos , Photos
4/19/2014 8:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
"One day she’d had enough and told me: 'I need to murder Hannah Montana in order for people to accept who I really am.' I think she felt she had to make that severe a change. And she obviously did. ... I’m hoping that she holds it in the road and doesn’t do so many things that are that bizarre. I don’t think the crowd would be so forgiving again if she did anything else that was really offensive. I don’t want it to overshadow her talent. ... I was very worried." 

--Dolly Parton (AKA Miley Cyrus' godmother) on Miley's "offensive" real-life antics, and how Miley actually began concerning Dolly way back when with her tongues and twerking and Death of Hannah Montana silliness. And yes, Dolly, we're pretty worried, too. 

Miley seems like she's headed down a shortcut to self-destruction, and even though she's in the hospital right now for a "severe allergic reaction," there's probably a lot more in Miley's mind and heart that we should be concerned about, if that's even at all possible. 

Poor Miley. It feels like things are just coming undone for the girl, and it's getting sad. 

4/19/2014 5:30 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham

Farrah Abraham is a lot of things. A whole great big mess of things, really. She's kind of dumb, she's obnoxious, but there's one thing she hasn't really been before, and that's creepy. No, in all of Farrah's maddening adventures in "fame," she's never truly creeped us out before. Until now.

Guys, her poor, poor dog ... she had him neutered, and she posted a whole entire video about how hot he is now. That sad, adorable little puppy, he's "hot." How horrifying is that? How does she not understand how ridiculous she sounds when she opens her mouth, and why doesn't she make any steps to prevent that? And see, we're right back to the same question we always get to with Farrah: what is wrong with her?

Filed Under:  Farrah Abraham
4/19/2014 4:30 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Well, this sure is an interesting turn of events, huh? Just a few months ago, Tila Tequila was scaring all of us to death, blogging all about how Hitler was an OK guy, detailing her travels to different universes, that kind of thing. And now she's pregnant. She's going to be a mom. To a baby. A human baby (we presume). Oh, how the times have changed!

Before you get any kind of concerned though, this actually sounds like it might be an incredible thing for Tila. Because see, we hadn't heard from her in a while because she's been getting sober. Here's an update about it she posted a few days ago:

Hi Everyone! I have missed you all so very much, but I had to disappear for a while to get my act together and enjoy my newfound happiness with sober living! I am happy, healthy, glowing & growing these days! I have some more exciting news to follow up shortly! I love you all so much and thank you so much for having been there for me throughout all of these years! Things are only about to get better from this point forward. That's a promise! hehe  - Miss Tila because I missed you!

That sounds perfect, right? And here's her darling pregnancy announcement she made last night:

Surprise!! I'm 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn't hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way! May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I'm gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!!

Everyone give her your well wishes now!
Filed Under:  Tila Tequila , Photos
4/18/2014 12:00 PM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
"You know what? I'm going to get serious for a second ... That was actually my fifth step in AA at Betty Ford [Drug and Alcohol Abuse Treatment Center]. Someone, when I was moving during the OWN show, must have taken a photo of it. That's a really personal thing and it's really unfortunate."

--Lindsay Lohan to Andy Cohen on "Watch What Happens Live" when asked about her infamous sex list, on which men of the likes of James Franco, Justin Timberlake, Ashton Kutcher, and a myriad others happened to reside, and what crap. What honest-to-God crap that she would actually refer to the list as a product of serious treatment, and then flippantly claim that someone must have made off with the damn thing, and not at all for publicity's sake.  

See, it'd be great fun to really know who Lindsay's shacked up with in the past. If there's any truth to her list, then there's an array of pretty bangable dudes (and Samantha Ronson who, for a super angry girl, is pretty cute herself). But this is precisely why her letting this list out like it's no big thing is wrong -- just because you need something to talk about other than surviving life as an alcoholic doesn't give you the right to air others' dirty laundry like this. 

Was it part of her 12-step treatment at Betty Ford? Probably. And no doubt it had an important lesson behind it. But how it ever made it out of Betty Ford and into the hands of God-knows-who, and then published, of all things, was not an accident. That's all. There's just no way it was an accident, no matter who masterminded the "leak."

Come on, Lindsay. You can do better than this, all right?  
Filed Under:  Lindsay Lohan , hot photos , Photos , sex
4/18/2014 8:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
It's official: Christina Aguilera might be one of the most adorable pregnant ladies in the long line of famous pregnant ladies -- she looks happy, healthy, and above all, pregnant. That's generally a prerequisite for being an adorable pregnant woman, you know? 

This is the latest photo of her bump, and she looks as proud of it as her partner, Matthew Rutler, does.  

Congratulations, y'all!

4/18/2014 5:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Kourtney Kardashian
The Kardashians are traditionally hot, but as they age, it's apparent who's the most down-to-earth and natural-looking of the bunch: it's Kourtney Kardashian. And I'm pretty sure that if Kourtney had her own way, she might not even be a part of the ever-filmed, day-to-day Kardashian melee at all, but she doesn't have much of a choice because family. And monies.

Even her long-term partner, Scott Disick -- she might not even still be wrapped up with him after all this time if it weren't for the fact that he's become such an integral part of the family and the show, but who really knows ... we're not here to speculate about the state of Kourtney and Scott's relationship, we're here to admire that gorgeous beach body -- and the perfect cleavage that goes along with it -- and that's just what we're going to do.


4/18/2014 3:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Gwyneth Paltrow really is the luckiest woman -- as evidenced by the above photo -- because look at those beautiful, adoring children. Look at Gwyneth's positively gorgeous surroundings. Look at the level of bliss on Gwyneth's face, and perhaps most importantly, look -- through, you know, your mind's eye - at the person taking the photo. It's likely Chris Martin. He was the one who accompanied Gwyneth and her children on their tropical Exumas vacation, so it's not too far a stretch to assume that Chris the Hot was behind the camera for this one.  

Gotta say, Gwynnie -- even if you and Chris are going to do this damn thing and finalize an actual "conscious uncoupling," assuming this isn't some kind of frivolous publicity stunt -- things are still looking up for you, girl. And anyway, you can't win 'em all all of the time.