You Better Not Let Frances Bean Cobain Hear That You Had a Bad Day

5/23/2013 2:00 PM PDT
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Hey, you know what's really annoying? When you just have a bad day and someone else is all "But have you heard of cancer?" And you're all "That's why I didn't say I had the worst day, jerkface, and thanks for making me feel like a bad person on top of everything else." Isn't that always a terrible, awkward exchange?

Well, friends, it turns out that it's also a terrible, awkward exchange when it happens on Twitter between minor celebrities. We learned that when little Kendall Jenner made this tweet:

"Just wish things could be easier sometimes mann" 

And then Frances Bean Cobain, 20-year-old sassy daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, came back with this big long mess:

"@KendallJenner oh shh. There are kids on earth abandoned&homeless who forcibly drink contaminated water because clean water isn't accessible

"@KendallJenner oh ya, not to mention, CANCER, famine, poverty, draught, disease, natural disasters, Death. F---, Humans are so self involved

"I'd rather be a scumbag than a f---ing idiot. Praise high IQ’s, good taste & awareness about the state of the world

"I’d like to thank my parents for providing me with a high IQ & I’d like to thank my grams for encouraging me not to be a self absorbed idiot. 

Frances, honey, no. None of this. Don't you be like this. Remember, you're a human too. And all this talk about your high IQ and how much better you are than all those self-involved humans? Sweetheart, that makes you sound self-involved. So can you go somewhere where someone can maybe knock you down a couple pegs? Because everyone thought you would be so much cooler than this.

--Emily Trainham 
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