Amanda Bynes Basically Just Divorced Her Family, and That's Some Sad Stuff

5/26/2013 5:00 PM PDT
You guys have been real troopers, you know, following the crap out of this Amanda Bynes story. It just keeps getting stranger and sadder and somehow more and more bizarre as the days go by, but this -- well, this is a whole new ballgame, and it looks like Amanda's even tossing her parents right out of the pitch at likely the worst possible time in her whole entire life. 

After launching a Twitter campaign against Rihanna this afternoon, blasting her for being "ugly" and telling her that Chris Brown beat her up because she wasn't pretty enough, she made yet another statement (on Twitter, of course) that she was suing NYPD for sexual assault, that she did nothing legally wrong, and oh, right -- that she'd rather see her parents be "homeless" than "live off" of her money.

Here's the statement in its entirety:

"... to say I wasn't offended being treated like a mental insane person/criminal on the night the cops illegally entered my apartment, found nothing, sexually assaulted me, then arrested me taking me to a mental hospital, then locking me up all night for no wrong doing us criminal on THEIR part. My lawyer and I are taking this mistake extremely seriously! You cannot illegally enter my apartment then take me to mental hospital without any grounds. I have never been so offended in my life. They found nothing criminal on me or around me, one cop then sexually assaulted me, so I'm suing for all of the above! I'll be happy when I get money compensation from the cop who assaulted me and NYPD for wrongfully arresting me and having me put into a mental hospital and jail overnight! I don't want to keep talking about it. My lawyer is taking care of it for me. My real friends don't talk about me on twitter. Also, never trust or listen to a word any person from my family says to the press. I am suing them for money laundering/unethical manager work, I never signed a contract with them, and they had been stealing my money without me knowing, claiming they were managing me somehow when they have no right to act as if they did anything to help or enhance my career and I want $ back that I earned on my own. I'm 27 and don't like when press talks to my parents. My parents are almost 70 years old. We are no longer on speaking terms. I would rather them be homeless than live off of my money."

Harsh, Amanda. Way harsh, girl. 


--Sarah Taylor 
Filed Under:  Amanda Bynes , celebrity crime
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