Something Strange is Happening to Courtney Stodden's Teats

6/24/2013 1:00 PM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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And no, it's not just the fact that she's giving us "Wanna fork me?" suggestions on her social media pages, nor is it because it's amazing how she's even able to stand up straight for how top-heavy she is and for how tottery her stupid platform heels always are. No, those are considerations for a different day, because today, we're gonna talk about how Courtney Stodden's boobs look crazy. They look nuts. 

Look at the one that's most defined and tell me that it doesn't, already, look crazily deformed. They look like old-fashioned gunshells. They look like .,. well, melted taffy is another comparison. 

Is this the look you were going for, girl? If it was, OK, but if not, you should talk to someone about doing something about this, friend, because it's just not right. 


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