Cover Your Eyes (and Souls), Because Sharon Osbourne Wants to Give Prince Charles a Beej

6/26/2013 6:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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If that's not the most horrible mental image you've had all day long, then who really knows what is. Maybe you spend your free time envisioning your great-grandparents in S&M garb, complete with whips and barbs. That's probably more disturbing, but then again, so are you. 

In a recent interview with Conan O'Brien, Sharon Osbourne admitted being open to performing oral sex on Prince Charles. OH GOD: 

“I want a title. They call it a Dame. You just have to suck his d---. [Ozzy] can f--- Camilla while I’m with Charles. ... I love Charles. I would love to have sex with him. I would love to see his old willy. Gorgeous.”
 
There you have it, folks. And not even on a Friday, where you can curl up the rest of the weekend recuperating from all of that horrible. No, you still have a few days ahead of you to relive this little bit over and over and over again, because stuff like this? It goes deep down to the psyche, all right? Man.
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