Hold Up -- This is the First Time Anybody Here Has Ever Stuck Up for Taylor Swift!

6/28/2013 10:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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So we're all in solid agreement that the Westboro Baptist Church and everything that it stands for is a complete piledriver full of crap and malice and hate, right? Because man -- they are a complete piledriver full of crap and malice and hate

Their latest victim? The lovely (but annoying) Taylor Swift, and it's all because she likes to have fun and boy-swap every few weeks just like a relatively normal twentysomething girl who's got the world by the balls would. Is that so wrong? Well, if you're a Fred Phelps follower, heck yes it is, because all that means that Taylor Swift is a WHORE (their words, friends, not mine). 

Specifically, they referred to Taylor as "The Whorish Face of Doomed America," a "proud whore," and a "serial" fornicator (fornication, if you're unaware, is the act of sex between two unmarried adults! Oh man!). 

Here's a really great example of how Westboro Baptist Church spends their time, besides trying to picket the funerals of dead children (spoiler: producing parodies of popular sinner songs like Swift's "White Horse"):

You’re not a Christian
This ain’t a fairytale
God’s gonna sweep you all, off your feet
Drop you into hell
This ain’t Hollywood, where they all teach lies
You’re just a dreamer, thinkin’ God’ll ever compromise
Now it’s too late for you, cuz the white horse has come around
 
Man, too creepy, right? Team T Swift -- but only in the face of the WBC, OK? There comes a time in your life where you just have to stand up for what's right, even if it's not the easiest thing to do, gosh.0629_fish_taylor_launch
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