Kevin Bacon Just Wants to Freak You All Out
7/1/2013 11:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Thanks, Kevin Bacon. It's cool. Nobody wanted to eat lunch today anyway -- and especially not kale, since that's what your lovely wife, Kyra Sedgwick, was cutting when she CHOPPED THE TOP OF HER FINGER OFF. Man.
To you, Kyra? Feel better soon, OK?
And to everybody -- for the love of God! -- please keep your horrifying injury photos off of social media. It's just too upsetting to deal with otherwise, OK? Man.