Jay-Z Thinks Miley's Twerking Business is Kind of a Joke These Days, Too
7/5/2013 9:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
What's one of the funniest things you'll hear all day? Well, this song, "Somewhereinamerica," which is off Jay-Z's new album, "Magna Carta Holy Grail," and mainly, because it seems to be poking fun at Miley Cyrus and her incessant twerking and her incessant talking about twerking, which is probably even worse than the actual twerking itself. Jay-Z feels our pain, guys, and he is a lyrical genius, don't you know. Just because he's married to the Queen Bey doesn't mean we can't take him seriously, and that's the truth.
Here's the excerpt from the song, and then the actual song itself. You decide if he's laughing at her or just "returning" the shout-out that she gave him on "Party in the USA" (LOL), which went something like, "And the Jay-Z song was on/ And the Jay-Z song was on/ And the Jay-Z song was on." (Something of note? Miley did an interview back in 2009 saying that she'd never even heard a Jay-Z song before, lolz.)
Get ready for it, because here it is:
When I was talking Instagram/ Last thing you wanted was your picture snapped/ Feds still lurking/ They see I'm still putting work in/ Cause somewhereinamerica/ Miley Cyrus is still twerkin', ha!/ Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk/ Twerk, Miley, Miley, twerk/ Twerk, Twerk, Miley, Miley, Miley, twerk/ Twerk, yeah, ugh-huh/ Twerk, Miley, Miley, Miley/ Only in America.