Kanye West: Spoiled Human, Spoiled Father

7/5/2013 2:00 PM PDT, by
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Great news, guys: everyone's saying that Kanye is a really, really good dad. He's been a dad for a few weeks now, and according to sources, he does really great dad things, like holding the baby a lot, and someone even said that he hasn't left his little baby girl for more than an hour. That's real sweet, huh? But, tragically, he's fallen a little bit short in two categories. One, he agreed to name the child North West. And two, he refuses to change a dirty diaper. He simply will not do it.

This is pretty annoying, because you know what? Everybody poops. Poop is officially not a big deal. And if you're going to be a parent, you're going to have to take care of your child, and that includes helping the kid with her poop until she has the situation under control herself. It's not that complicated, just get some wipes, wear some cool designer gloves if it makes you feel better about yourself, and wash your hands afterwards. And then boom, your daughter is comfortable and cared for, and you don't look like a whiny little jerk.

Kim, though, is apparently a "natural," and she's "breastfeeding constantly" and "loving it," which is really nice. Do you think she's changing the diapers though, or maybe Kris is doing that sort of thing? Actually, they probably just hire someone in to do the dirty work. Or they just make Bruce do it. Poor Bruce.
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