There's No Way Snooki Lost 50 Pounds, Right?

7/17/2013 7:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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This is Snooki at last night's Self magazine function in New York City, and guys, there's word out that she's lost an entire 50 pounds since her "Jersey Shore" debut back in 2009. 50 pounds. And while she looks great, how is that even possible? Snooki is a very tiny person to begin with, and even at her "heaviest," she couldn't have been more than, what, 120 pounds? And if she lost 50 of it, that'd put her at 70 pounds right now. Snooki is 4'8". 4'8". Is that even a possibility? She was down 42 pounds as of May, and now the number's at 50? Man. Chubby or thin, if you take her personality out of the equation, she's adorable. But she needs to put a chokehold on losing any more weight, otherwise she's gonna tread into unsafe territory. 

It's official, guys -- we live in a world where almost anything is possible.
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