Miley Thinks She Invented Short Hair, Has Three Grills, Is EXHAUSTING

7/26/2013 1:00 PM PDT, by
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Dang, you guys, Miley Cyrus is everywhere. She must be doing literally a bazillion interviews a day, that's how much information about this girl is out there right now. It's too much, and you know she's just getting started. So brace yourselves. And then read these ridiculous things. 

First up, Miley proves that her obnoxiousness really came out when she got all her hair cut off:

"Hopefully my hair grows really quick and next time you see me I'll have a pony down to my butt. I just always want to be different. Everyone else has cut their hair to look just like me, so now I got to do something different. I don't like when you walk in and you see a bunch of other yous." 

Really, Miley? Really? Because maybe everybody else has their hair cut to look just like Pink, or just like Emma Watson, or just like Mia Farrow, or just like their hip seventh grade teacher, or any other of the thousands upon thousands of ladies who have ever worn their hair short. Despite what you obviously think, girlfriend, everybody you see who has short hair didn't do it so they could look just like you. Come back down to reality soon, please, because it's starting to get a little sad wherever you are.

Now let's just watch this video together. Towards the end, Miley goes through her purse and reveals that she has three grills. They're for different occasions, you see. She keeps them in retainer cases:



Oh, Miley. We want to love you, but sometimes you make it so hard.
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