It's the End of the World As We Know It: Miley Cyrus is Gonna Have Her Own Reality Show, Y'All
7/27/2013 11:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
If there was one thing this fine Saturday that would completely change the way you viewed and lived the next six months of your life, what would it be? The loss of a job? A marriage proposal? A voyage of self-discovery that would forever change the way you look your fellow man? Because another thing that could fit in with the rest of those life-altering events could be the fact that Miley Cyrus is going to have her own documentary this fall on MTV.
(MTV, WHAT THE EFF HAVE YOU DONE?!)
The production is said to be a one-hour documentary featuring Miley and all of that creative process that she has going on whilst writing songs about club bathrooms and not caring, and MTV claims that it's going to "[delve] deep into the transformation she has experienced over the past few years."
Man. All that SURRRRIOUSNESS that's supposed to happen in just one hour makes you think that at least 45 minutes of the hour -- including network commercials -- will be filled with simple twerking and angry faces.
What's it even gonna be called? "Miley Cyrus: Angry Manic Twerker Who Can't Be Stopped No Matter Who's Around"?