Kristen Stewart Really, Really Wants You to Think She's a Badass

8/12/2013 9:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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Here it is, guys, and by "here it is," I mean "No, I have no idea what we're looking at, either." Unless of course we're just going to go basic and say, "This is a photo of Kristen Stewart and her "Camp X-Ray" star, Lane Garrison, wearing obnoxious matching hats and that Lane's smirk is definitely more tongue-in-cheek (no pun intended) and playful than Kristen's death stare. 

... By the way, in "X-Ray," Kristen plays an American soldier (OHGODLOL) who's assigned to guard work in Guantanamo Bay (OHGODLOL!). Let's just let that sink in for a few minutes, OK? Then regroup, take a look at the picture, and LOL all over again. ... You're welcome.
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