Paris Hilton is Gonna Party Like It's 1999 (or 2003)

8/15/2013 7:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor


Aww, guys, look! It's Paris Hilton, celebrating with lots and lots of milky white, emulsified foam that's being shot all over her body like ... well, like how it normally is when you go clubbing* at 32 years old and there are people and things that are really, really, really excited that you're there. ... Wait, what? That's never happened to you? 

You keep doing you, Paris -- it's great to see that no matter what happens in a whole entire decade that there are just some things that don't change a bit. 

*Paris is actually at a "Foam and Diamonds" party, which is basically what it sounds like -- a party where there's lots of foam and diamonds. And 'and'. One might suppose that's where Paris herself fits in. The 'and' is always needed, girl!
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