Eminem Is Really, Really Mean
8/27/2013 4:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Warning: this video contains adult language because it's an Eminem song, duh.
All right, look, it's not like any of us ever thought Eminem was a great dude who made fun, happy music with beautiful themes of love and kindness, but there's still a line somewhere, isn't there? Well, there should be a line. There isn't one, obviously, because Eminem just released a new song, and here's part of how his little ditty goes:
They say that love is as powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo with the ugly Kardashian
Lamar O, sorry, we done both set the bar low
All right, now that's not nice. It's not even true, either -- has he ever even seen Khloe Kardashian? There's not really any such thing as an ugly Kardashian to begin with, but it's most certainly not Khloe. Also, did Eminem really have to do this song right now? Really? Don't know if you heard, but Khloe's sort of going through a lot right now, and it probably doesn't help to hear this douchebag call her ugly and apologize to her crack-addicted, semi-estranged husband on her behalf.
But hey, way to be, Em. Way to be.