Kylie Jenner's Grill is the Worst Thing You'll See All Day
9/4/2013 3:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Oh Kylie Jenner. Poor, deluded, sad example-following Kylie Jenner -- this is not the way you break through to post-adolescence, all right? Look at your female peers who have grills: you have Madonna, a 53-year-old woman who suffers from Peter Pan syndrome and really bad contact lenses, and then you have Miley Cyrus who ... well, to say she doesn't even know who she is these days would be a gross understatement.
To Kylie -- is this really the image you want to project upon the world? Do you think this is all some kind of fun game? Will we be seeing you grinding on sports memorabilia and dating a 6-year-old in a few months, too? Because pfft. Peace be with you, girl.