Thank Miley for This, Guys. Thank Her.

9/9/2013 4:00 PM PDT, by
We're so, so sorry, you guys. We tried to stop this. We tried to tell Miley Cyrus to keep her tongue in her mouth, for we knew that something like this could happen. We knew that Hollywood was simply too unstable to be able to withstand those kinds of shenanigans. But no one listened, and Miley kept jutting that dang ol' tongue out at every opportunity, and now we are in the midst of a terrible, terrible epidemic.

Rihanna's going to start doing it all the time too, see? And her bestie, Katy Perry, will follow suit, and then in order to steal Katy's thunder, Lady Gaga will start with the tongue thing. Then all her obsessive fans will start, too, and then Perez Hilton will do it ironically, and it will just go on and on and on, until there is nothing left but people looking like fools with their tongues lolling out of their gobs.

Are you prepared to fight this?
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