Playtime is Over, Paris Hilton -- Maybe It's Time to Grow Up Now

9/13/2013 4:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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Oh, Paris Hilton. When are you going to finally resign to the fact that you're not 19 years old anymore? Girl, you look great, and that's not even the question here, but maybe you should focus more on figuring out what you're going to do with the rest of your life rather than choosing to pal around with a dude who makes major money photographing young, in-the-minute men and women. Maybe you could stop riding the coattails of your family fortune and quit trying to make the DJ-ing and record-making happen, because it's not going to happen. Pull an "Eat, Pray, Love" and get on with yourself -- if for no one else but you alone, you owe it to the universe to make a change. 

Seriously, girl, take a look at your some of your old friends -- Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears ... are you really going to be the very last one to grow up out of all of them? Huh? Come on now. You're (probably) better than this.

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