Today in Things You'll Think About All Weekend: Tan Mom Twerking
9/13/2013 5:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
A little background information before you watch this video (unless you already have, and if that's the case, good on you for being so brave!) -- this is Tan Mom, AKA Patricia Krentcil, and she's twerking. She twerks in a Pamela Anderson bathing suit, she twerks upside down, she twerks like a cheerleader with crazy ponytails, and she twerks and she twerks and she twerks, and then she twerks some more. ... To "Bubble Butt."
It's basically like watching Miley Cyrus' VMA performance minus the foam finger and creepy Robin Thicke.