Tiger Woods Really Needs to Lighten Up Already

10/4/2013 8:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor

Here's your favorite legendary Lothario, Tiger Woods, and he's giving his new girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn, the stink eye because she had the sheer audacity to put a very domesticated animal on his shoulder -- an animal that goes by the name of Sammy the Squirrel -- and guys, dude needs to chill. By the way he recoiled and snottily looked at both his girl and the squirrel, you'd think she went and took a big gigantic dump on his back (the squirrel, not his girlfriend). 

LIGHTEN UP, TIGER.

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