Iggy Azalea Needs to Class It Up Quick-Like
10/11/2013 1:00 PM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
This is Iggy Azalea, and if you don't know who she is, she's most famous (at least around Fishwrapper) for trying to take credit for Miley Cyrus' twerking antics, saying that she basically invented twerking, don't you know, so in short, she doesn't have much class to begin with. She's also an Australian singer and model. The more you know or whatever.
The above photo, though? Well, it's further proof that some people will basically do anything for a little extra bit of attention, and dammit if we aren't giving her exactly what she wants. Sometimes, however, even if it seems like we're feeding it -- or into it -- we just need to just address idiocy, and that's exactly what's happening here.
The problem here is not that a moderately attractive woman had her photograph taken with her whole boob peeking out of her shirt. In this day and age, prudes don't do so well, right? The problem doesn't lie in the fact that somebody just wasn't smart enough for double-sided tape. It isn't even the fact that the aforementioned moderately attractive woman didn't have the testicular fortitude to just go ahead and own what she did -- because it's achingly apparent that she intentionally did this, whether by purposely avoiding the sticky tape or throwing her own boob out of her jacket at the opportune time -- it's that this is the kind of thing that people -- like Iggy -- do in order for attention.
Survey says? You get one more chance, Iggy. You scraped for attention trying to throw Miley Cyrus under the bus, and that was strike one. This silly boob behavior is strike two. You get one more, and then you're just done for good, OK? Aside from these two things, you could probably be an OK person. You might be able to do better than that.
PS -- Nice boob. But you already knew that.