Farrah Abraham is Done With the Sex Industry, or "Farrah Abraham is Full of Crap"

10/17/2013 2:00 PM PDT, by
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You might not like Farrah Abraham, and you know what? You don't have to. But just understand this: when there's a human being that exists in the world that's as unbelievably stupid as Farrah, and when that human being manages to craft her stupidity into this weird kind of fame, it's so hard to look away. She's like a train wreck, guys, a big, stupid train wreck. It's human nature to be enthralled. 

For example, read this little quote she gave in a recent interview, and tell me that you can look away from all the ridiculousness:

“I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex — to me it’s kind of the same thing because both things are intimate…You’re very close with them, so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person because I have more going on than my personal life, I have a professional life. So that’s how I feel about that.”

See? Showing your best friend to the public and showing your vagina to the public are totally the same thing, right? Right! Maybe Farrah isn't so dumb after all, maybe she's actually a visionary! Too long we won't have a lot of time to figure that out, since she's going to be quitting soon and all:

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I am not a porn star. I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out. Now I feel like it’s gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it’s more distracting, I’m not about that anymore.”

Oh, so she's done with all the sex stuff? That's why she has a vagina mold coming out soon, huh? And that's why she posted a photo of a condom lollipop on Twitter a few hours ago too. It's all coming together, isn't it?

See what I mean? She's intoxicatingly dumb, isn't she? How could you possibly deny yourself this?
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