Sorry, But Shia LaBeouf Is Going to Traumatize You with His Junk Now

10/21/2013 11:00 AM PDT, by
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There's not much else to say here, but you probably don't have the strength to read anyway, after seeing this horrendous photo of Shia LaBeouf hunching over his pubes. Nope, the photo probably just zapped your entire will to live, not to even mention your ability to read and comprehend words. Most likely, you're curled up in the fetal position right now, just a mere shell of what you used to be. And for that, I am sincerely sorry.

Perhaps you will find solace in the fact that Shia tweeted this photo for an upcoming film, "Charlie Countryman," and not solely to hurt you. But the film does come out next month, and he is obviously going nude, so the hurt is there regardless. Just give yourself time to heal, all right? It'll all be OK. Probably.
Filed Under:  Shia LaBeouf , Photos
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