UGH: Not This Terrible, Awful Couple Again
10/31/2013 11:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Guys, go ahead and sit down if you're prone to fainting spells after hearing horrible news: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are hanging out again. And no, this isn't some awful Halloween trick or anything, it's real life. There are pictures and everything.
Before you get too upset though, just know that right now, things are really vague, and we don't know for sure that the fact that these crazy kids are hanging out together means that they're dating again. All we know is that they were physically together somewhere in L.A., and paparazzi got photos of Kristen driving away in her truck with Rob following her in his own car. That's it. That's the end of our knowledge.
But they can't be getting back together, can they? The world can't handle yet another round of the sullenest, greasiest couple that ever was, and at this point, they've already broken up at least two times -- can't they just let this sad love die? Is it really necessary to go through this whole charade again?