Rihanna is Grody

11/1/2013 4:00 PM PDT, by

Spoiler alert: this video basically shows Rihanna humping a microphone stand for three solid minutes. Or, OK, she doesn't hump the stand for three minutes straight, she takes breaks to hump the air for a little bit, and then to do this creepy stare into the audience, and oh yeah, sometimes she sings, too, but mostly, it's just her humping the microphone stand. Because that's the level Rihanna's performance is at, you guys. Some singers who go on tour focus on the whole singing thing, but not Rihanna. Nope, for Rihanna, humping is where it's at.

And they say music is dead!

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