So Here's The Rapiest Music Video in Existence
11/5/2013 11:30 AM PST, by Emily Trainham
From the same team that brought you "Chinese Food," that music video all about a preteen girl who loved Chinese food and the creepy grown adult man who hung out with her in a panda bear costume, here we have "ABCDEFG," a music video all about a preteen girl who knows the alphabet and the creepy grown adult man who keeps incorrectly drugging her. Hooray? (Read: No. Not "hooray." Jeez.)
This is, of course, the latest effort from Alison Gold and producer and writer Patrice Wilson. And yeah, it is that creepy. Just watch it, all right? Watch as Patrice -- who is a grown adult man -- drops all kinds of sketchy potions in Alison's drink. Watch as he directs her to get in his scary creeper van. Oh, and spoiler alert, but at the end of the video, he makes her eat the boy she has a crush on.
This is depravity, guys, that's what this is. It's also really, really weird.