This is Gonna End Well (Read: No, No It's Not)

11/22/2013 3:30 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
You're never going to believe it! ... Well, OK, never mind -- you probably will, because we're talking about Courtney Stodden, and basically every move she's made over the last 3 years has been scripted and evenly calculated, but here goes nothing: see the guy up top there? His name is Edward Lozzi, and he's 53 years old -- same as her estranged, soon-to-be-ex husband, Doug Hutchison. Whee! 

Edward, some of you might remember (LOL), is a former boyfriend of Anna Nicole Smith, and that's all sorts of disturbing. Courtney, you definitely remember, most recently said that she wasn't planning on hitting that anymore with half-centurian dong. Unlike Courtney, however, Lozzi has an interesting bit of experience behind his repertoire, which include things like working for the White House press and contributing to both CNN and the Huffington Post. 

A rep for Courtney says that the two aren't a couple, but they sure do look friendly, huh? 

Somebody (ahem, both of 'em) definitely has a type, though -- and now it's up to you to decide whose is creepier and maybe just slightly more inappropriate.

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