Quotables: How Courtney Stodden Just Became the Most Interesting Girl in the Room

11/26/2013 11:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor

"Courtney has the same wit, and sense of humor as Anna Nicole Smith who I know, that you know, I once dated. Courtney is a glamor [sic] girl throwback who loves all of the 1950s stars like Mamie Van Doren, Ursula Andress, Tina Louise, Jayne Mansfield, Monroe. She knows every movie and quotes the scripts including Jayne Mansfield's classic, The Girl Can't Help It. I just find her fascinating. If you notice -- the huge amount of readers' comments -- they are mostly hate mail from dumpy frumpy anonymous loser women sitting at home. Hardly any guys comment except to gush on her. She is brave on how she handles the false negativity from these b-----s. I just met her. Didn't realize the huge following she has and what going on a date with her would be world news in 24 hours." 

--Edward Lozzi, or the other 53-year-old dude who most recently went out with Courtney Stodden, on exactly what kind of bombshell girlfriend actually is, and to be fair, yes -- Courtney Stodden is definitely more a Jean Harlow blonde than she is a -- you know -- Jennifer Aniston blonde. Courtney's speed is more Betty Grable than a Mia Wasikowska to be sure. So, in that vein, should we maybe give her a chance, as outlandish as that sounds? Maybe allow her to be herself, a girl who happens to be more modeled after the pinups of the 30s and 40s and 50s than your modern-day Paris Hilton

Why not? If the Kardashians can be famous, this girl can, too. 

Also, totally love it how Edward says it's a date when Courtney says it wasn't. Girl's a mega heartbreaker already. Thought you knew. 

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