Tila Tequila Just Lost Her Grip in a Major Way

12/9/2013 8:00 AM PST, by

WARNING: This video contains adult language and massive amounts of stupidity.

Oh god, you guys, this is a hard one: Tila Tequila just wrote, produced, and released this brand new song called "It's Going Down," and it's ... well, it's a doozy. The song sounds pretty much exactly like what you'd expect, but the lyrics are where things get really bad. If you can't understand them, it's OK, because Tila went through the trouble of typing them up for us. Here's what we really need to look at:

Jewluminati motherf---ers hate me

Oh no they don’t wanna date me
Nor you nor you nor you too
Worldwide Genocide blame it on the jews

So now they call me a nazi
no b---- I’m just good at yhatzee
Espionage is my middle name HA!
I got you good while rolling through yo hood

She then sang, or chanted or grunted or whatever, "Hitler, no, Hi-Tila" a few times. Because if there's one thing the world needs, it's Tila Tequila comparing herself to Hitler. And yes, she's said upfront that this song is satire, but she's also been on Facebook for the past couple of days "trying to open your eyes to the truth that Hitler was NOT as bad as he was painted out to be" (direct quote, for real) and letting everyone know that if you disagree, if you think that Hitler actually was pretty bad, then that's because you are a racist. So let's just tread a little carefully around all this, OK? Because it is the biggest, hottest mess that ever was.

On an unrelated note (unrelated to Hitler, that is, but definitely related to Tila's delusions), this girl is also claiming that Paul Walker's death was a "ritualistic murder," which she knows all about because she was actually the victim of a ritual murder last year. Small world, huh? Small, wacky (upsetting, frightening, strange) world: 

I know who killed Elisa Lam. The Mysterious Video of the Girl in Elevator who ended up "mysteriously dead" at the bottom of a closed off water tank. - I believe I am the only person on this entire planet who knows what happened. I knew it the first time news of the strange video started circulating the internet weeks ago. I have just kept my mouth shut because there is a lot more to it and of course.... cases like this.. I just did not want to draw any attention to myself but I know exactly why they did it and yes it was indeed a ritualistic murder. Just like Paul Walker's. However, for Lam's case I have so much detail that it may blow your mind. I know it blew my mind and that's why I was debating on weather or not I should blog about it as I did not want to have anything to do with it... except for the fact that this ritual murder was directly linked to my ritual murder last year..... So... kinda makes it hard for me to talk about, but ....... 

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