Merry Ridiculous Christmas from Miley Cyrus
12/17/2013 3:30 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
Here it is -- Happy Humping Holidays from Miley Cyrus -- Miley Cyrus who only wants to make you think of awful beer and awful vulvas and awful boys with greasy hair this Christmas, instead of joy, peace, children, hot cocoa, or even a Santa Claus who doesn't look like he's got something also awful for you if you sit on his lap too long.
Here, a Christmas cleanser for your palate ... get well soon, OK? We're nursing bellies over here, too.