Quotables: Miley Cyrus is a Damn Fool
12/19/2013 6:05 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
“I get embarrassed to take pictures. That’s actually the truth. I’m so embarrassed, because people are taking pictures of me, and I just don’t know how to — I don’t know how to smile, and just be awkward, so I stick my tongue out, because I don’t know what else to do.”
--Miley Cyrus to Barbara Walters on why she sticks her tongue out in every godforsaken photo known to man, and what a faux-self-deprecating thing to say.
You all remember this, right? That time when she basically showed us what she had for dinner -- and not by looking down her throat, don't you know -- during the MTV VMAs? You telling me she did that because she's "awkward" and "uncomfortable"? Get a grip, girl -- preferably on that tongue and ass of yours, because they're just running away with themselves, lookin' all "embarrassed" and "awkward."