Zoe Saldana Is Too Annoying for Words
12/24/2013 9:00 AM PST, by Emily Trainham
Hey, are you familiar with the mind-numbing, soul-crushing obnoxiousness that is Zoe Saldana? To be fair, we weren't either, really, but in Zoe's new interview with Lucky, she lets loose a whole bunch of idiocy. And sorry, but this kind of thing doesn't just happen on accident. Nope, this is just Zoe's actual self, being ridiculous in full view.
This is the super weird thing that Zoe said about her boobs and "real" mean and who even knows what else:
“You always want what you don’t have. My whole life I’ve been obsessed with breasts. I love them. I don’t like fake things, but I wouldn’t mind buying myself a pair before I die. When I hear men say, ‘I don’t want droopy breasts,' I think, 'I’m sorry, you’re not really a man.' A man likes a woman as she is. You know when you meet a real man from the way he talks about a woman. You just go, ‘Wow, you’re a man’.”
OK, so she doesn't like "fake things," but she wouldn't mind getting fake breasts, but a man better not ever make any comment about her breasts, because then he would not be a real man, therefore he would be a fake man, and, don't forget, she hates fake things. Is that the point she's making here? Because that's nonsense.
“I like looking strong. I don’t need someone to open the door for me. I can open a jar! For some reason, dressing very delicately brings out a fragility that compels people to help you and, I don’t like it.”
Zoe, honey, get over it. Nobody questioned your ability to open a jar. Nobody is questioning your "realness." It's OK, all right? It's all going to be OK.