Merry Christmas, Miley Cyrus' "Adore You" Video is Basically Porn

12/26/2013 5:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor


Q: What's awful and raunchy and generally embarrassing to watch?

A: Well, lots of things, but mostly Miley Cyrus' new video for "Adore You."

Miley's filmed in various states of orgasm (if that's what she's trying to go for, anyway), rolling on a bed naked, and lolling that damn tongue about (because even orgasms make her uncomfortable, guys).

Miley was naturally angry that somebody leaked her video a whole day early, and took it to the 'net to express her anger in a way only classy Miley can:

We all know Smilers would break another record if it wasn't for the f--- face who leaked my video. Allllll good! Keep smiling. :)  

Yup, y'all. Keep smiling, because Miley's just gonna keep on doing Miley. ... Literally. 

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