Let's All Pray That 2014 Has No More Mileytongue in Stock
12/27/2013 5:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
This is Miley Cyrus licking -- or is it bumping tongues? Is that even a thing? -- with Victoria's Secret model Cara Delevingne and if you're wondering about whether or not Miley's going to change her behavior over the next few days and magically become someone who doesn't engender feelings of pity and eye-rolling, here's the sad state of things: the answer is probably 'no'.
No, Miley is not going to stop this, because this is what's getting Miley publicity these days. It's not that she's recording music of the stuff that legends are made of, and it's not that she's championing human rights and making impressive strides against the fight for equal rights or something. Miley's tongue is what's getting her in headlines these days, and when the novelty finally wears off -- and oh, you better believe it will -- we'll have absolutely nothing to talk about where this girl is concerned.
Thank goodness, and so, as Tiny Tim said, "God bless us, every one."