Don't Let This Happen, 2014. Just Don't.

12/31/2013 9:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
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You know, while a musical collaboration between the begrudgingly talented Miley Cyrus and the obviously talented Courtney Love would be a pretty killer way to ring in the new year, envisioning a sex act involving Miley and Courtney would not. It would never, ever ... it just wouldn't be OK in any way, shape, or form, all right? 

Here's an actual exchange that occurred between Miley and Courtney this morning, and brace yourselves -- it's truthful, but it's also awful:  
Miley then responded that she loves Courtney, since it's clearly such a compliment to be called successful by someone like Courtney Love, and Courtney took it a step further with ... well, this: Happy Creepy New Year! Can we get a little more music and a lot less sex, though, please? Thanks, ladies.
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