Oh God, Not This Couple Again
1/3/2014 10:00 AM PST, by Emily Trainham
Is there any potential celebrity couple that makes you feel more nauseous than the beautiful, amazing Charlize Theron and gross ol' Sean Penn? Of course not, right? But yet these awful rumors keep on coming, because these two have been friends for years, so they do things together, like dinner and talking and whatnot. But just recently, they did something that is actually considered pretty couple-y. They spent New Year's Eve together. Gross.
According to People, these two spent the holiday together in Hawaii. They hung out on the beach together that afternoon, disappeared for a while, but then took the same flight back to L.A. the next day. And then the next day -- yesterday, if you're getting confused -- they were both at Charlize's house, and they left in separate cars. That all seems like possible romantic behavior, doesn't it?
Look, it's not as if any mortal man could be good enough for Charlize, but ... really, Sean Penn? Does it really have to be that guy? Come on now.