Shia LaBeouf Is Either A Drug Addict or The Douchiest Performance Artist Ever
1/4/2014 9:00 AM PST, by Emily Trainham
OK, so we've already established that Shia LaBeouf is the biggest douche that's ever douched in the history of douchiness, but according to some recent tweets, he might have a reasonable excuse for it: drugs. Here's the story, straight from the (douchey) horse's mouth:
Im addicted to lean & that s--- ain’t no joke. I can barely remember all the things I’ve done & said. However there’s no excuse 4 skywriting
Lean, in case you're not familiar, is one of those drugs where you mix cough syrup and booze, and, well, he said he's addicted to it. But the thing is that he's been tweeting a whole bunch of weird stuff lately -- all those stolen apologies, and he's also been retweeting a bunch of things about his "performance art" and how he's been "parodying" plagiarism or whatever -- so who even knows what's true anymore?
So look, Shia, if you are addicted to lean, get off Twitter and get help for your drug problem. If you're not addicted to lean, get off Twitter and get help for your douchebag problem. Sound good?
UPDATE: Shia LaBeouf is not a drug addict, but definitely a douchebag. The tweet about lean was a tweet that Gucci Mane made a few months ago. At least now we know that we can't trust anything this guy says ever again, right? Tragically though, we still do not know what is actually wrong with him.