Now We Know Why Gwyneth Paltrow is So Sanctimonious
1/5/2014 9:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
Whoa, hey there, Gwyneth Paltrow -- how you doing, girl? From the looks of you, quite well. And is that a tattoo of a "c" on your hip? Assuming that it's paying homage to your husband, Chris Martin, and not to, I don't know, cookies, then how sweet. ... But it'd be sweet in the case of cookies, too, so let's just retire that point for a second and admire you for who you are -- yes, pretty annoying on lots of counts, but beautiful and lovely and carefree as ever.
Looking good, girl ... but you probably knew that already, right?