We Endured Kristen Stewart's Career and All We Got Was This Crappy Faux Nude
1/6/2014 11:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
This is Kristen Stewart's latest ad for her Balenciaga perfume gig, and for the line's new fragrance, Rosabotanica. If you have eyes that are functioning at a high-efficiency capacity, then you'll immediately recognize that she's pretty gorgeous. Despite any Photoshopping, she's pretty gorgeous. Despite giving us the eternal visage of sucking face with a greedy, handsy, married buck-toothed director, she's still pretty gorgeous.
In short, Kristen Stewart is -- unfortunately -- seriously, eternally, ethereally beautiful, and no amount of "Twilight" ridiculousness and angsty Black Flag band-wearing quasi-drama can take away her beauty. It's kind of an upsetting notion to have to resign oneself to, but it is what it is, friends, and there's just no way around it.