Madonna Still Doesn't Quite Get This Whole "Selfie" Thing
1/14/2014 11:00 AM PST, by Emily Trainham
Oh, guys, this is just the worst: Madonna posted this sad, uncomfortable selfie, which is sad and uncomfortable because she obviously doesn't even know what a selfie IS. Don't the kids nowadays usually take selfies if they feel especially cute, or if they want to show off their wild and crazy side, or if they're doing something neat or whatever? Madonna is doing none of those things. Madonna's idea of a selfie is obviously a picture that you take of yourself about two centimeters away from your face so that everyone can see your smudged lipstick and the pound of mascara you loaded onto your eyelashes that morning. And that's sad.
Great on you for trying, Madonna, but next time? Maybe try just a tiny bit harder.