Quotables: Can Someone Please Teach Farrah Abraham How to Talk?

1/20/2014 11:00 AM PST, by
"Sadly, I was approaching into Couples Therapy
, my significant other chose to feel that he didn't wanna be a part of it and led me under a different impression. So that was terribly hard to deal with at the time and then I was led to believe hopefully he will show up and maybe I can still do therapy and those things and it turned into doing therapy actually on my own. I was never broken up with. I was just neglected...He had some other situations that he was dealing with and I'm just happy that I'm not with that same person currently ... [Dr. Jen, "Couples Therapy" therapist] helped me in a way of saying I can love myself in the meantime of being alone and this loneliness that I feel is not going to last forever, but in the meantime of getting from A to C—which hopefully is marriage one day—I have to go through B, which is really finding myself, really waiting for the right person who can handle everything that comes with me. And I can take the time to really get to know the person and if something doesn't work out from the get-go, I just need to say goodbye. I will never make the same mistakes that I have made in my relationships."

--Farrah Abraham tells E! News about her time on "Couples Therapy" and simultaneously butchers the English language.

For real though, just read that first sentence one more time. This is a girl who has no idea how to control the things that are coming out of her mouth and who just tries to piece together these vague ideas that she has floating around in her head with words that she's heard other people say. It's not that she's a bad public speaker, and it's not that she makes any slip ups or anything when she interviews, it's just that she doesn't know how to talk. At all.

So look, if you're a teacher (any level), or if you've, like, been to a school once, or if you're a human being who lives in the world and who has at least two more brain cells than Farrah ... anyone. Anyone at all, please volunteer to help Farrah out. Drop her a tweet, something. It's obvious that she can't keep going on like this.

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