Quotables: Kristen Stewart's Dramatic Edginess Might Redeem Her Yet
1/27/2014 2:00 PM PST, by Emily Trainham
“If I wasn’t an actor, I would definitely do things to my hair. I would cut it more, I would dye it more. At some point I want to do a total boy cut. Not a pretty, girly version — like a straight up James Dean haircut. I’m definitely going to shave my head before I die. I will definitely tattoo my head while it’s shaved before my hair grows back. I’m not sure which part, probably the bottom quadrant in the back. ”
--Kristen Stewart discusses her deepest, darkest desires for her hair, also reveals just how stupid her deepest, darkest desires are.
It's hard because Kristen starts out making sense, because sure, it's fun for a lot of people to try out different haircuts and hair colors. And yeah, OK, a James Dean haircut would be a little weird, but sure, go for it. The shaved head part, that's not ridiculous at all, a lot of ladies fantasize about that. But getting head tattoos somewhere "probably in the bottom quadrant in the back," that's just the dumbest thing I have ever head. That is almost disgustingly absurd.
We get it, Kristen. You're very edgy. You have tattoos now, and braids in your hair and stuff. You totally don't even care. You're so hip. Thanks. Now please stop.