An Open Letter to Nicki Minaj on The Topic of Instagram Shenanigans
1/29/2014 3:00 PM PST, by Emily Trainham
Dear Nicki Minaj,
You used to be sort of all right, a little bit, sometimes. You know, back when you actually did music consistently. Back before you seemingly spent every minute of every hour taking ridiculous, "sexy" selfies to post on Instagram. You were still obnoxious, but at least then you were obnoxious with a career. But, alas, that was then, and this is now. And now, you're absolutely insufferable.
If you don't want to do music full time anymore, that's fine. That's more than fine: that's your life. Do what you want. But this whole thing, this incessant stream of selfies and sadness, it's just not working for anyone. Not for you, and definitely not for us.
Hey, maybe consider taking a vacation. I've heard places without internet are super nice! You could stay away as long as you wanted, just chilling and relaxing and completely avoiding all social media. Think about it!
Everyone in The World with The Good Sense to Be Disturbed by This