Kylie Jenner's About to Get Way More Obnoxious

1/30/2014 1:00 PM PST, by Sarah Taylor
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So hey, this is Kylie Jenner smarming her smarminess all over Austin Mahone -- who, thankfully unbeknowst to me, is supposed to be "the next Justin Bieber" or something-- and if we weren't so naturally inclined to rag on basically everything the Kardashians and Jenners do, then we might say "Aww, what a handsome-looking couple of teenagers who look cute being cute together."

Since we are, however, inclined toward a natural predisposition of "ugh" when it comes to this particular family, we can take the stance that Kylie Jenner is pretty desperate for more fame by trying to latch onto an up-and-coming artist who, oh, also happens to be linked to Selena Gomez (though he claims the rumors are false). Burn, Kylie Jenner, burn. 

See, we might side with our precious Lorde against Selena Gomez, but Kylie? Well. She just doesn't stand a chance if we had to pit one against the other. 

Don't be fooled, Mahone!

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