When Snooki Believes in You, ANYTHING is Possible
2/3/2014 3:00 PM PST, by Emily Trainham
Probably one of the most beautiful, magical things that we as a people have ever had the joy to experience is the great transformation of Snooki. Remember just a few years ago when she was all orange and drunk all the time? And now just look at her! She's a wonderful mom, she's going to be a wife soon, and she's giving some solid, smart viewpoints on Justin Bieber and all of his recent issues:
"I mean, he's a kid, he's still 19. When I was 19, I was crazy. I feel like he's going through that stage and he'll probably be in it until he's 24. He's going to experience things. Yeah, he's messing up and it sucks that he's in the public eye, but eventually he needs to realize that he's Justin Bieber and a lot of kids look up to him and he has to straighten his act out. But right now, he's being a kid."
See? How smart is that? She's saying what we've been saying all along, which is that yes, Justin Bieber is being incredibly dumb right now, and he's acting like the douchiest douchebag that ever was, but with his circumstances, there wasn't much of a chance for anything different. Maybe is Snooki was his mother, things could have been better for him. Actually, can we try that out? Can Snooki parent Justin for a bit? Just like a trial run. Hey, it couldn't hurt, right? (Also it would be the best reality show ever.)