Farrah Abraham's Porno Will Haunt Your Existence for Years to Come

2/7/2014 9:30 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
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Here it is, guys -- try not to die. Or maybe try dying if you're really insistent upon it, because death will mean that you won't have to live in a world where Farrah Abraham -- the Christian parenting book-writing Farrah Abraham, that is -- is in a second, brand-new skin flick, because oh my God is it raunchy. 

Vivid.com's Steve Hirsch tells Fishwrapper exclusively that despite Farrah's year-long protests that she isn't a "porn star," the fact remains that ... well, Farrah needs to put something in her mouth to keep her trap shut, because more crap comes out of her mouth than does her back door. From Hirsch:

"Before the first video Farrah was just some throw away teen mom that no one cared about. That video made her the celebrity she is today. She’s a great porn star!" 

And you know what? As much as we despise Farrah and her lying, conniving, twisted ways, the King of Porn is absolutely right on this one -- Farrah Abraham really, really is a great pornstar when she's not trying to convince people that she's not a porn star. And that's where she should stay. The video drops at Vivid on February 13th. 

Advice to Farrah? Get off of our TVs, stop writing your self-righteous books, and slither off into the hole that you've dug for yourself so you can enjoy it while it lasts. 

Be sure to check out the photos, but be also sure to pick your jaw up off the floor when you're done. That's not the hole you want Farrah getting confused and slithering into, friend.
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