The Cyrus Family Has Effectively Ruined America
2/12/2014 4:30 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
In what's definitely going to be the worst thing you've seen all day -- if not in the whole entire year thus far -- Billy Ray Cyrus teams up with a rapper called Buck 22 for a revisit of the worst song ever written, "Achy Breaky Heart," with its even more horrifying older, ugly sister, "Achy Breaky 2."
The video features intergalactic twerking, the original monotone "don't tell my heart" chorus, and spaceships galore. It's like the creator of "The Big Bang Theory" decided they wanted to commit career suicide, enlisted one of America's most obnoxious people on earth to help, added some booty, and went nuts.
Sorry for this, guys, but it's got to be seen -- if for no other reason than to begin brainstorming how to prevent this kind of thing from ever happening again.