No Big Deal, Madonna Is Just Corrupting Her Children Now

2/18/2014 8:30 AM PST, by
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We've always known that Madonna is an embarrassing, obnoxious jackass, but we never thought she'd stoop this low. No, this right here is a tragedy. Madonna posted this little photo on Instagram of her adorable eight-year-old son, David, and, as you can see, he's wearing a grill. Madonna is enabling her small children to wear grills. What has this world even come to?!

And if you think it's bad now, wait until you hear Madonna's side of the story behind this photo:

Someone stole my Grilzzzzzzz!!!

Madonna, honey, listen: let it go. The grills -- or, sorry, the Grilzzzzzzz -- let them go. They don't make you cool. They don't make you edgy. They don't make anyone like you more. They are just annoying and awful. So please stop. And for the love of god, don't pass this horrific legacy on to your poor, innocent children. They never asked for this. Please, just think of the children. And also stop.

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