You're So Vein
2/24/2014 2:00 PM PST, by Sarah Taylor
Kim Kardashian -- who claims to not really be into that whole body-alteration thing where plastic surgery is required -- has gone and done the gross: she's actually so self-involved and concerned with her appearance that she went and got stretch marks removed via laser surgery. Stretch marks on her boobs, because apparently they were bothering her that much that she needed to seek professional help for them. You know what else Kim might need to seek professional help for? Well, never mind.
On the recent airing of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," Kim visited a surgeon to discuss her hands, which, according to her were "so wrinkly," and she's, like, totally "obsessed" with her hands. While she was there, she talked about having a scar on a toe removed, because ewwie, scars, and then went for the full monty by deciding to go with the stretch mark reduction thing that was on the menu for good measure. Next thing you know, she'll be complaining of varicose veins that she'd like to have lasered off, too.
Kim, if this is the example you're going to be setting for your young daughter -- following in the footsteps of the toddler-waxing Farrah Abraham -- then you really need to buckle in, kid, because it's going to be a long and bumpy road for you and your girl. ... No matter, though -- any bumps will no doubt be eradicated by some kind of laser or abrasive surface or corrosive acid. We get it.