Oh Yeah, Ryan Sweeting's REAL Gross
2/24/2014 4:00 PM PST, by Sarah Taylor
Yup, see those pictures? See them? They're before and after poop shots of Kaley Cuoco's husband -- Ryan Sweeting's -- stomach. Essentially he just showed us that his stomach was all sweaty and distended from all the steak he'd eaten earlier in the night, and then 10 minutes later, when the second photo was taken ("10 minutes after a quick bathroom trip #everybodypoops") his tummy was all toned and taut and flat and poop-less. Amazing what a big, steaming dump can do for a man's physique. Or something.
You know, come to think of it, maybe that's why Ryan looks so damn miserable all the time. You'd have a stink face if you were full of ... well, you know exactly what road I'm traveling down, here, friends.
Gross, Ryan. Real gross.